I found this on another blog and had to re post it here. Too good!
Bush is my shepherd;
I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of
international disgrace for his ego’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the
valley of pollution and war,
I willfind no exit,
for thou art in office
.Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control,
they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception
in the pretence of thy religion.
Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism
shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.